I don't normally do these silly things...but I received this one from @amotherworld
I chat with her almost everyday and thought it would be easier just to answer this then avoid the awkward silence...lol...NO...she is nice and funny and this is so I don't have to buy her anything for Christmas...
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Charles Manson groupie Linda Kasabian....ohhh goody...
2. Where was your first kiss? On the lips...at the shopping mall..total cheese
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? I broke a girls nose once, does that count?
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Opposite, same, some people just need a good smack! Besides, I do Taekwando, I get to hit people all the time.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Yes, I used to sing in a band...just for the groupies...lol
6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? That he always takes the last cup of coffee in the morning!!! and after that, the eyes..hmmm and ass...I am an ass (wo)man!
7. What really turns you off? Bad Manners!!...and anyone who spits in public...
8. What do you order at Starbucks? Only go for the Java Chip Frappucino's....
9. What is your biggest mistake? Good grief I make far too many to pick one...Making the same one twice would be the biggest!!
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? If you count hangovers...many times...that is self inflicted pain that seems like fun at the time...
11. Say something totally random about yourself. Sometimes I pee in the shower..can't help it, hot water, 4 kids...just happens...
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Heidi Klum, I get it all the time..a total curse.....HAHAHAHA....no
13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? Yes...and that's all I have to say about that....
14. Did you have braces? Yes, all through high school...with a Tony perm...lets just say I wasn't beating them off with a stick...
15. Are you comfortable with your height? LOVE IT...5' 9"....6' in some of my heels...
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Got up to get "The Towel"...and it was warm...
17. When do you know its love? When he sleeps in the wet spot...
18. Do you speak any other languages? Je parle Francais...and can turn out a fairly decent pig latin...
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? Ummm..ya...it was like totally the thing to do...Oh my God...so awesome...Baywatch People...NOW...no...Leather Face is really not a good look for me.
20. What magazines do you read? Vogue...love it...Elle, Harper's Bazaar, Cosmo, House & Home...People....guilty pleasure...
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes...but I prefer my Hybrid....besides, I am a control freak..I wanna drive!
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? I lost my Older Brother a few years back....and that's all I gotta say about that....
23. Do you watch MTV? NO..HGTV...that's still hip isn't it???
24. What’s something that really annoys you? Once again...RUDENESS...there is just no need...
25. What’s something you really like? Going to bed with my husband...I know it's corny...but I really like him...
26. Do you like Michael Jackson? Yes...his music...
27. Can you dance? Oh ya...I can shake what my mama gave me and some of what I inherited from Aunt Melba...
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up? days at a time...years ago...
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? Yes...sliced my wrist open at work...not pretty...many doctors, stitches and fabulous drugs...
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Depends on how much I like the person who filled it out...
31. Tag 5 people!
@PartyMummy
@hullabaloo519
@CandaceDx
@kellidaisy
@Clippopotamus
Now stop your time wastin and get back to work....
(FYI: In case you’ve never done a MEME, just remember to link the person that tagged you, answer the same questions, and then tag five people to do the same. Have fun!)
8 comments:
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. John Lennon, how cool is that?
2. Where was your first kiss? First french kiss was in the 'hood with a boy in high school :) He was in grade 9, me grade 8 - could close my eyes and feel that kiss for weeks - majic
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? Never. Goes against my need to see things perfect. Gawd, I feel compelled to clean up when I go to Old Navy
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Yes, but I was young and really, really angry :)
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Yes, and I blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol
6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? Shoe size - har-de-har har
7. What really turns you off? Kids with running snotty noses...makes me want to hurl
8. What do you order at Starbucks? Tazo Chai Latte Tea - although I am dismayed to learn these may be the cause of the pudge on my belly recently.
9. What is your biggest mistake? I think everything happens for a reason. Try to live life with no regrets.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? I'm going with the hangover here too. It's certainly intentional, I know it's going to hurt, yet I do it over and over and over again. This could also be the answer to number 9 (see above)
11. Say something totally random about yourself. "Something totally random about yourself".
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? no
13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? Only when forced to with my children
14. Did you have braces? No, I did have a retainer though.
15. Are you comfortable with your height? Well, yeah, is there anything I can do about it? I'm 5'1", 5'3" with heels :) I don't think of myself as short though but always look at other short people and think "That must suck" LOL and they're the same height as me.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? My husband drove me home six hours when we were dating then turned around and went home.
17. When do you know its love? When you don't notice anyone else.
18. Do you speak any other languages? No, but would love to learn Italian...such a romantic language.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? Sadly, yes and I am reaping the benefits of it now. Damn youthful ignorance.
20. What magazines do you read? Macleans, Living, anything to do with food...
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes...anyone got a connection for me here? Love limos.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? No, I am utterly blessed. I sometimes feel like the clock is ticking on this though....depresses me.
23. Do you watch MTV? No.
24. What’s something that really annoys you? I am permanently annoyed when I step out in public...that speaks volumes doesn't it :) And rain, I loathe rain.
25. What’s something you really like? Twitter....it makes me laugh
26. Do you like Michael Jackson? Hmmm...I refuse to answer on the grounds you can't win this arguement
27. Can you dance? When plied with alcohol I can dance like no tomorrow. Sober is a completely different story.
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up? 36 hours in college...it was not pretty and I still failed. What a bitch that professor was :)
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? No.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Only when Cocktail Deeva responds :)
31. Tag 5 people!
@PartyMummy
@hullabaloo519
@sharondv
@kellidaisy
@Clippopotamus
Some people just need to be smacked - bahahahahahahahaha
Your right there Sharon...
Bahaha loved #11. Sharon, still waiting for your meme, and you can't smack me missy!
Holy ass nuggets you are FUNNY!! I laughed. I really did. Towel! BAHAHAHAAH Now THAT is a sign of love!
This was hilarious - loved reading your meme! :) You're too funny!
Ok, here's mine!
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Salvador Dali was born on the same day. Not the same year, though sometimes I look that old.
2. Where was your first kiss? I really can’t remember my first kiss. Or what I ate for breakfast this morning, to be honest.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? Not that I can remember. But we already know how great my memory is, right?
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Absolutely. Just one guy, though, and he really, really deserved it. Promise.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Absolutely NOT. Nobody deserves that.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? A good set of lips.
7. What really turns you off? The list would be shorter if this asked what DIDN’T turn me off.
8. What do you order at Starbucks? Seasonal lattes are my weakness.
9. What is your biggest mistake? I don’t have one specific biggest mistake, I make up for that by making daily mistakes that are forever humiliating and humbling me.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? No, I really happen to like myself a lot.
11. Say something totally random about yourself. Nothing is random, is it? I was adopted, how about that?
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? I don’t even want to admit this, but when I was a teenager, people mistook me for Ocean Hellman. I don’t even consider her a celebrity, but there you have it.
13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? Of course I do, I have a three-year-old daughter.
14. Did you have braces? No, but now I wish I had.
15. Are you comfortable with your height? Totally. I’m 5’5”, which I suppose isn’t tall, but I’ve been this height since I was 12, so I was “lucky” enough to experience being tall and being short. I prefer short.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Married me. Seriously, there’s only one man romantic enough to propose to someone like me, and that’s my husband. ;-)
17. When do you know its love? When you manage to survive having kids together.
18. Do you speak any other languages? Not very well.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? Sadly, my skin was overly familiar with the fake-n-bake through much of the 90’s.
20. What magazines do you read? I’ll read any of them, but I subscribe to CanadianFamily, Entertainment Weekly, Today’s Parent, National Geographic, Canadian Geographic and something else that’s matronly and boring and I can’t remember the name of…
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes, but I don’t prefer them. You realize they’re all full of bodily discharge, right?
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? I lost a baby at 19 weeks gestation… that was pretty damn close to me. Like, inside me it was so close.
23. Do you watch MTV? No.
24. What’s something that really annoys you? Lying.
25. What’s something you really like? Drinking a warm drink on a cool day.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson? Like, personally? Because I really can’t speak to that. Plus, given that he’s passed away I’m not sure this is relevant. I can get a good groove on to his music, though.
27. Can you dance? I’m able. And I get better the more drinks I have. I think.
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up? Hours blurred into days in university.
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? Nope.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Yup. I’m a nosey sort.
Ok, here's mine!
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Salvador Dali was born on the same day. Not the same year, though sometimes I look that old.
2. Where was your first kiss? I really can’t remember my first kiss. Or what I ate for breakfast this morning, to be honest.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? Not that I can remember. But we already know how great my memory is, right?
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Absolutely. Just one guy, though, and he really, really deserved it. Promise.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Absolutely NOT. Nobody deserves that.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? A good set of lips.
7. What really turns you off? The list would be shorter if this asked what DIDN’T turn me off.
8. What do you order at Starbucks? Seasonal lattes are my weakness.
9. What is your biggest mistake? I don’t have one specific biggest mistake, I make up for that by making daily mistakes that are forever humiliating and humbling me.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? No, I really happen to like myself a lot.
11. Say something totally random about yourself. Nothing is random, is it? I was adopted, how about that?
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? I don’t even want to admit this, but when I was a teenager, people mistook me for Ocean Hellman. I don’t even consider her a celebrity, but there you have it.
13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? Of course I do, I have a three-year-old daughter.
14. Did you have braces? No, but now I wish I had.
15. Are you comfortable with your height? Totally. I’m 5’5”, which I suppose isn’t tall, but I’ve been this height since I was 12, so I was “lucky” enough to experience being tall and being short. I prefer short.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Married me. Seriously, there’s only one man romantic enough to propose to someone like me, and that’s my husband. ;-)
17. When do you know its love? When you manage to survive having kids together.
18. Do you speak any other languages? Not very well.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? Sadly, my skin was overly familiar with the fake-n-bake through much of the 90’s.
20. What magazines do you read? I’ll read any of them, but I subscribe to CanadianFamily, Entertainment Weekly, Today’s Parent, National Geographic, Canadian Geographic and something else that’s matronly and boring and I can’t remember the name of…
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes, but I don’t prefer them. You realize they’re all full of bodily discharge, right?
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? I lost a baby at 19 weeks gestation… that was pretty damn close to me. Like, inside me it was so close.
23. Do you watch MTV? No.
24. What’s something that really annoys you? Lying.
25. What’s something you really like? Drinking a warm drink on a cool day.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson? Like, personally? Because I really can’t speak to that. Plus, given that he’s passed away I’m not sure this is relevant. I can get a good groove on to his music, though.
27. Can you dance? I’m able. And I get better the more drinks I have. I think.
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up? Hours blurred into days in university.
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? Nope.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Yup. I’m a nosey sort.
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