...Do as I Do...Daiquiri...

1/4 medium Avacado
3/4 oz fresh Lime Juice
1 cup ice
1 oz Rum
1 oz Malibu Rum

Add ice to blender. Add rums, lime juice, and 1/4 medium avocado in blender. Blend until thoroughly mixed and smooth. Pour into glass and garnish with lime wedge and a healthy scoop of F#@$! You...F%$#@ You Very Very Much..............

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1 1/2 ounces Coconut Rum
1/2 ounce Banana Liqueur
2 ounce orange juice
2 ounces Pineapple juice splash 
Add all ingredients to blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a large glass and garnish with some shaved coconut and fresh pineapple.