Friday, October 22, 2010

I Can't Drink That...

So we all have certain Libations that we can do longer drink for one reason or another...

I have many...Tequila - many Mexican Vacations... Southern Comfort - thinking I was Janice Joplin in university...Rye- cus it's rye...Lemon Gin- thanks to a roof top in Paris and a boy named Jean-Luc...oh I could go on...My list reads like a chapter from War and Peace...

I think we all have a favourite..."Oh I can't drink that because"...this one time at band camp...

Here's one of mine and I hope you share yours with me....

I can't drink Peach Schnapps because... I lost my Virginity to a boy named Jason with the help of the good Dr McGillicuddy....





Sex on the Guest room Floor...

1 ounce Vodka
1 ounce Peach Schnapps
2 ounces White Cranberry juice
2 ounces Orange Juice

Shake all ingredients well with ice and serve in a tall glass of ice...

Cheers


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9 comments:

Sara said...

I can't drink beer- reminds me of high school bush parties. Lame!

Karma & Adam said...

I can't drink blue curacao because I drank WAY too much of it in high school, and you never forget it going down...or coming back up : )

Sharon said...

Mine is white rum. The story involves a mickey, a large diet coke from McDonalds and me throwing up in a closet at a party and being brought home to my mom by my then boyfriend and his friend. He broke up with shortly thereafter.

One Girl in All The World said...

I have to say that "Guest Room Floor" drink sounds yummy to me. I can't drink Beer, Tequila, any coolers, Sambuca & Root Beer schnapps!
The grossest drinking story involves Melon Liqueur (yes, the bright green stuff) and I couldn't drink it for years after. Now I can, in small amounts, as a mix in with other drinks. NEVER as a shooter, ever again! haha (16 or so shots of it in one night many years ago in a 110lb body back then - do the math!)

Darryl Koster said...

I don't actually drink anything because I have no will power or self control. Although the thing that I couldn't drink when I was drinking was CC (canadian club) first drink when I was 13...drunker than drunk...even today if I smell it across the room - I want to vomit...

Melanie Baker said...

Cheap tequila -- a friend and I back in university made way too many dares with it (damned engineers).

Rye -- I grew up in a rural area and it was ubiquitous and got mixed with *everything*.

Sambuca -- Never really liked the stuff to begin with, but too many work parties with execs who loved it and nearly turning myself into a human candle playing Statue of Liberty sealed the deal.

Beaujolais -- Discovered on a girls' weekend how much of a bottle fits into a travel mug... then drank way too many bottles...

The MeFest Team said...

There used to be Grape Schnapps in my highschool days & we'd mix it with Sprite. It was like Crush Grape Soda

JackiYo said...

I can't drink Sambuca. We used to lay on our backs while someone poured it in our mouths. If they "missed" they licked it off. I did some really fun, I mean, nasty.. bad, bad things.. while under the influence of Sambuca.

Mumby said...

Wildberry cooler ruined my penny loafers. Sadly, I could not project past them. Grade 9 barn party. Stooopid.