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1-1/2 oz. vodka?1/2 oz. Galliano
2 ounces Orange Juice
1 ounce Blueberry juice
Shake all ingredients well with ice and serve in a tall glass of ice. Garnish with a shred of decency.

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2 ounces Dark Creme to Cacao
2 ounces Pina Colada mix- non-alcoholic
1 ounce pineapple juice
1/2 melted chocolate or chocolate syrup
1 cup of ice
Add all to a blender and blend until smooth. Garnish with shaved chocolate or chocolate syrup and a heaping spoonful of love!