I have 4 kids...2 are potty training at the moment, so needless to say my life is full of shit. So I am used to it,
Poo that is...will be saying Shit a lot over the next few lines, so going to use
Poo, sounds funner...go ahead, say it out loud...
Poo Poo...
However this
Poo that I am talking about is not being produced by my toddlers, but by toddlers
of another kind...ya that's right I called ya toddlers...Now I am the one
Poo Poo'ing. But I am
Poo Poo'ing on the
Poo Poo'ers, so that's ok...right? Fawk, I'm lost, you lost?
The
Poo and Poo makers that I speak of are on Twitter...so does that make it Twoo not
Poo?
You know who they are, they find some fault in absolutely everything, nothing is off limits. From small fun Twitter parties to giant co-oporations. No matter what, every one and every thing has done something to offend them. They set out to criticize, offend and try and stir up...well
POO...
It's getting to the point where your afraid to comment or say something because a
Winged Gaggle of Poo Poo'ers will swoop down and pluck you cyber eyeballs out... too graphic?
I know what your thinking, the freedom of speech goes both ways and I agree, 100%. The
Poo Poo'ers have the right to bitch and complain about whatever they want, giant co-operations are at their mercy. That's just fine, I don't have to follow and I don't have to read all the crap...By the way...DEAR
Poo Poo'ers of the world...there is such a thing as CRYING WOLF...If you SHIT on every company for the smallest thing, no ones going to give a SHIT anymore. I know it's hard to believe but not everyone is perfect. This also takes away from real issues that can cause real change... Check out
www.water.org ... or did they piss you off too?
My issue is when
Poo Poo'ers jump all over the common woman or man or the harmle
ss party. Note to self
Poo Poo'ers...you don't know who's on the other end of that computer screen you treasure so deeply. You don't know what kind of life that person has that you just jumped all over and SHIT on...
Maybe they have been looking forward to Thursday night Twitter party all week, cus it's the one FAWKING thing they have in their life that brings them a little joy.
Maybe they can't leave their home or room and expressing themselves through social media is all they have. And
Maybe...just
Maybe...your wrong! Did you get the whole conversation or did ya Tweet jack them? Do you know if they were talking about the same issue 3 days ago and this is a continuation of something you missed totally.
The whole point of Twitter is to interact, and that is my favourite part of it all. But don't JUMP and hurl the
POO POO! Dip your toe in first, ask a question, find out what the chat is
really about.
Ultimately there are real people at the end of your
Poo Poo'ing. #BEKIND
I have been involved in many SHIT STORMS in my life and I have a great arm and great aim.
Nuff Said...
1 ounce of Enough Already...
2 ounces of Sometimes it's Good to say NOTHING
1 ounce of what's it like to be right all the time???
Add all ingredients to a shaker full of ice and shake well until ingredients get a grip and chill...Garnish with a wedge of sweet silence.
pic from http://www.funz.eu/2010/05/10/toilet-mug/
TOO MUCH POO!
