I have 4 kids...2 are potty training at the moment, so needless to say my life is full of shit. So I am used to it, Poo that is...will be saying Shit a lot over the next few lines, so going to use Poo, sounds funner...go ahead, say it out loud...Poo Poo...
However this Poo that I am talking about is not being produced by my toddlers, but by toddlers
of another kind...ya that's right I called ya toddlers...Now I am the one Poo Poo'ing. But I am Poo Poo'ing on the Poo Poo'ers, so that's ok...right? Fawk, I'm lost, you lost?
The Poo and Poo makers that I speak of are on Twitter...so does that make it Twoo not Poo?
You know who they are, they find some fault in absolutely everything, nothing is off limits. From small fun Twitter parties to giant co-oporations. No matter what, every one and every thing has done something to offend them. They set out to criticize, offend and try and stir up...well POO...
It's getting to the point where your afraid to comment or say something because a Winged Gaggle of Poo Poo'ers will swoop down and pluck you cyber eyeballs out... too graphic?
I know what your thinking, the freedom of speech goes both ways and I agree, 100%. The Poo Poo'ers have the right to bitch and complain about whatever they want, giant co-operations are at their mercy. That's just fine, I don't have to follow and I don't have to read all the crap...By the way...DEAR Poo Poo'ers of the world...there is such a thing as CRYING WOLF...If you SHIT on every company for the smallest thing, no ones going to give a SHIT anymore. I know it's hard to believe but not everyone is perfect. This also takes away from real issues that can cause real change... Check out www.water.org ... or did they piss you off too?
My issue is when Poo Poo'ers jump all over the common woman or man or the harmle
ss party. Note to self Poo Poo'ers...you don't know who's on the other end of that computer screen you treasure so deeply. You don't know what kind of life that person has that you just jumped all over and SHIT on...Maybe they have been looking forward to Thursday night Twitter party all week, cus it's the one FAWKING thing they have in their life that brings them a little joy. Maybe they can't leave their home or room and expressing themselves through social media is all they have. And Maybe...just Maybe...your wrong! Did you get the whole conversation or did ya Tweet jack them? Do you know if they were talking about the same issue 3 days ago and this is a continuation of something you missed totally.
The whole point of Twitter is to interact, and that is my favourite part of it all. But don't JUMP and hurl the POO POO! Dip your toe in first, ask a question, find out what the chat is really about.
Ultimately there are real people at the end of your Poo Poo'ing. #BEKIND
I have been involved in many SHIT STORMS in my life and I have a great arm and great aim.
Nuff Said...
POO POO PUNCH
1 ounce of Enough Already...
2 ounces of Sometimes it's Good to say NOTHING
1 ounce of what's it like to be right all the time???
Add all ingredients to a shaker full of ice and shake well until ingredients get a grip and chill...Garnish with a wedge of sweet silence.
pic from http://www.funz.eu/2010/05/10/toilet-mug/
15 comments:
I think I love you. hahahahaha Thanks for this!
Oh. Em. Gee. I love Love LOVE this post!
I am so tired of these Poo Poo'ers! Spread a little joy instead of a ton of Poo and maybe, just maybe...they will see what it's like to find something that makes them happy. Rather than put down others.
HILARIOUS! I don't even know who these people are but I love the post. Thanks for the laugh.
Okay, I've spread a little POOP before... But this is GREAT S#iT! Thanks CD.
Holy poo and a little feces thrown in for good measure. I love this post SO MUCH! P.S. Love your recipe at the "end." Bet it tastes like shit though. :)
Dear Anonymous..thanks for reading and your honesty..we all have done it...Let's Spread the Joy as Christine said..not the poop...Cheers
We have all been guilty of poo-flinging from time to time, but you're right: we should #BeKind and give the benefit of the doubt, for goodness sake! Love your posts, Dee, 'cause you always say what I'm thinking. MUAH! xo
Well said Dahling! Once again, you have put into words what so many are thinking.
"just say no to poo"
Cheers to you!
This post is perfect for the day I have been having. Cut the poop people and #BeKind
Oh Dee how I love thee! You're too funny girl!
New here and can say it has been a refreshing stay (pun intended ;-) while I read your rendition of those Poo Poo'ers out there!
Note to self- must remember not everyone is having a good day- however, if they aren't ...well, don't go pooing on all of our parades! Stay outa twitter and all forms of chat until ya get over it!
I will definitely be back! Cheers all! :-D
God I love ya.
HAHA! Love this! #bekindandsmile
Gross and yet true...you rock.
Well said, I love your refreshing way of putting things.
Thanks for making me laugh.
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